Men Rules – Vintage Metal Wall Sign
£6.99 inc. VAT
|Men. Please read these rules. 1. Please don’t talk to my breasts. You won’t be meeting them. 2. If you want to control someone sleep with a remote. 3. I always choose chocolate over men. 4. 51% love goddess 49% bitch. 5. My sexual preference in no. 6. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray. 7. It’s not the size that counts, It’s… No wait, size does count. 8. Remember you horny peice of shit. Girls are made of sugar, spice and all things nice. 9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever. 10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.|
A fantastic gift or addition to your home these vintage style metal wall plaque’s can be used indoors or outdoors. Ready punched and ready to hang using small pins or for that real vintage look hang on some hairy string on Grandads shed!
Personalised messages can be added on request. Please contact us immediately after placing your order if you require personalisation.
1. No soil is too tough.
|Dimensions||22.9 × 16.2 × 0.2 cm|