Vintage Metal Wall Sign – Men Please Read Rules (RULES00012)

£7.99 inc. VAT

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Fantastic Vintage effect metal wall sign which reads: Men Please Read Rules
1. Please don’t talk to my breasts. You won’t be meeting them.
2. If you want to control someone sleep with the remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men.
4. 51% love goddess 49% bitch.
5. My sexual preference is no.
6. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.
7. It’s not the size that counts, it’s…No wait, size does count.
8. Remember you horny peice of shit. Girls are made of sugar, spice and all things nice.
9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.
10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.

This metal wall sign is designed to give a retro look to any wall.
Each sign is punched in each corner with a small 3mm hole to allow you to apply it to any surface with small panel pins. Can also be hung using ribbon/string.
This sign is suitable for both indoor and outdoor use.

The overall size is 20cm x 15cm, approx 6 inch x 8 inch and has rounded corners.


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